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07.21.02

Since we were away for a bit, its time to open our mailbag. I've received a strange email from China: I am an 18 year white man in China. I am raised Chinese but I learn English recently. It is strange but I like MTV and David Bowie. Pardon my English please. It takes one hour to write this. I discover you were the most repugnant and are wonderful and full of himself with charm and shame, I ever meet in mine life? I know your secret. But besides that, you are gorgeous. Certainly. Is completely gorgeous? Of course! You disguise yourself well! Your beauty is hidden for me and I adore it. Let me help. You are female and male and very new. You aren't normal but it is wonderful. You have strange attracting qualities. I respect your pain. Can I kiss? Do not feel inadequate. I am wicked. I will fulfill. You are not I know perfect. But I love your mistakes. My strange tire. I will stop trying to impress you. Lets get real, man. I am jealous, I yearn for the secret. I think about you whispering. I are not possible to stop the idea of your grotesque, wonderful face and lip. So precious and ugly. Let me see you hurt. I will take care of you. It is true! You are wonderful when you are sleeping forever! Relax. Gasp. Soon I will hug you. I love your stairs. Do not go near the other stairs because they are mine. I love your printing and I have your chest and the smooth stomach. Most of all, I cuddle with everyone. You please have the sex and I? I visit New York and be you. I love your inside. Love, is it real? It must be. Can you see it? Its mine. I want it from you. I don't have love. I have you. I am touched, and would like to dedicate this song to my mystery Chinese lover. I'd also like to publicly respond in simple, easily translatable English: Dog fish spoon lover one! Green chair chemical doorbell spatula sink. Electronic fudge creed, MTV whoa. Chaka suede paper fit love China shoelace. Thank you and have a nice day. My high school lover/protege/husband from St.Louis had this to say: Hello, I went to see Cher & Cyndi Lauper on Monday and the concert was amazing! Cyndi is so adorable and she came down in the crowd during her performance. I sent her an ESP message and, of course, she came into our row and sang to us. Then Cher came out and she looked & sounded beautiful as well. It was worth the price we paid for 8th row seats off ebay just to see all the wigs & costumes. It was the best day of my life. Anyway, I had to share with you my happiness since you are my electronic space age drag queen mentor/lover. *John Isn't he a cutie+2? When my boy is happy, I'm happy. I have asked him whether or not Cher's voice went robot during 'Believe'. They'd like us to 'believe' that this is done with a vocoder. Is Cher human or is she a secret Japanese entertainment robot? Only the Japanese know, and they're not telling. I'm annoyed that Larry Tee is getting all of this press for Luxx and his 'Electroclash' nonsense. I liked Luxx at first but now its slightly irritating. What is 'Electroclash' exactly, because it isn't Electro. Larry spins house, hip hop and 80s pop. One should be sure that a new genre of music exists before naming it, probably. In the Electro section we give you old-school 80s Electro. Now we give you contemporary Electro. This is modern Electro and you will not hear it at Luxx, although you should. First, the modern Electro classic: 'Sex with the Machines' by Anthony Rother Next, the spaceage: 'In Bass, No One Can Hear You Scream' by Bass Junkie And finally, the brilliant, floor-stomping 90s Trip Theory remix of the 80s Electro classic: 'Break Dancing Electric Boogie' by West Street Mob Should we start a new page on the site dedicated to contemporary Electro? We are considering it. 'Electroclash'? I've never heard it. It does not exist.

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